Online Dating Line-o-rama

More choice lines from the world of online dating:

We can be friends but I’m more looking for a playmate sexually. I’ve had some experience just one on one and with threesomes. But this time I just want some one on one again. Right now I’m searching for a female playmate.

So much promise, only to be ruled out at the end!

If you contact me telling me you want to do something sexual to me, want to see me naked, or anything remotely perverted that makes it sound like all you want to meet me for is sex, you will NOT get a response back from me! And don’t ask me to drive to you, either - you’ve gotta at least meet me half way.

And they say chivalry is dead! A real gentleman always offers to pick a lady up before doing perverted things to her…

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