Good writers know a strong opening line hooks a reader; so do these daters:
Sex on acid after a coke binge, followed by an ecstasy and whiskey chaser was by far the most interesting and intense experience of my life.
Moody bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship.
Then there’s this one, which had just too much innuendo to fit in one sentence:
Hot Receiver Seeking Quarterback, a first round choice, no free agents must have ability to read the defense, go third and long and work well with the pressure in the pocket, under a blitz or pass rush. Willing to sign with the team for the season?
Current Playbook includes: Play-Action-Pass, Hitch and Go, Hail Mary, Quarterback Sneak, Pump Fake, Bomb, Buttonhook. Hurry-up Offense (not really desired but workable if yardage is gained). Penalties may be incurred for: False start, delay of game, offside, too many men on the field, unnecessary roughness and intentional grounding.
No Astroturf on the playing field….boundaries are clearly marked, try to remain inbounds at all times for the best drive into the End Zone! Go adjust your cup and head for the locker room! LOL!
